A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she says.
“What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he responds.
“I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fat foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman answered, “How old are you?”
“Thirty-six,” he said.
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